How to identify a crossfitter, is this your friend?

1. Sipping coconut water all day everyday.
coconut crossfit
coconut crossfit
2. uses terms like wod, you dnf, i am gonna do a amrap workout.
crossfitter lingo
crossfitter lingo
3. Wears this kind of training shoes, and yes dont touch it or they will kill you.
olympic lifting shoes
olympic lifting shoes
Always in their Crossfit Tshirt and shorts
crossfit tshirt
crossfit tshirt
Eating Paleo, talking paleo, breathing paleo.
eating paleo
eating paleo